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Saturday, 23 October 2010

Slippery Snippet

So the new moisturising régime is going pretty well, I'd say. This week I squeezed the final dregs out of a tube of DKNY Gold body lotion (I had had it for some years, admittedly), and also finished a bottle of Vaseline Intensive Care Aloe Vera lotion that I bought as a cheap alternative to after-sun for our last foreign holiday. That would be 2007, then. Which all feels very satisfying - why, I am getting through my moisturiser collection faster than I can drain a 1ml vial of perfume...(separate post on that subject follows shortly.)

Then the other night I decided to do each leg in a different cream - just because I could. Now I may not use moisturisers very often, but I do like buying them - T K Maxx is an endless source of bargains, for example - though the two I applied on the occasion in question were both gifts:

Clarins Eau Ressourcante Crème Corps Veloutée

B Never Too Busy To Be Beautiful Cocktail Body Lotion


Velouté? That's a word I associate with cooking sauces (the ones I don't make), and also mushroom soup, for some reason. Aha, that will be why. So the Clarins went on one leg and it was rich and luxurious and smelt of the sea and saunas. It just goes to show how long it is since Mr Bonkers and I had a bucket and spade holiday, because the cream contains Sarsaparilla, Hibiscus, Robinia and Longan, and apart from a vague notion that Hibiscus has red flowers and fetches up in most flavours of herbal tea, I can't visualise any of these ingredients. And I thought Sarsparilla was a place in Texas.

The Cocktail body lotion has ylang ylang in it, which I love, and a curious diesel/paraffin odour, which I don't. I have heard this note variously described as "germolene", "moth balls", and "chemicals". This may be why the pot is still almost full after a year, athough the purple label and lid coordinate nicely with my Roja Dove candle and the Paul Klee print on the bedroom wall.

Like the Clarins, Cocktail is sumptously thick, though it felt a bit drier on application than I remembered. Then to my surprise I found a Best Before date on the base - 25.10.10 - which is Monday! Well, I have never come across that before. I thought moisturisers were only unfit for use when they had separated into oily puddles, oozing brown fluid. And certainly when they start to grow fur.

There is no way I shall be able to use this 175g tub by Monday, though I will give it my best shot, diesel fumes or no. And even after that it is probably still fine - as in not posing a health hazard - it may just have less of a hydrating effect.

The next morning I asked Mr Bonkers to sniff each leg and tell me what he thought of their residual scents. He doesn't like bending at the best of times, but submitted to the task and pronounced both limbs to be perfume-free. "They smell a bit sweaty, mind."

So clearly I need to wash more, then moisturise some more. I am clearly getting the hang of this skin care lark.




Photo of octopus from Wikimedia Commons, photo of soup from diglounge.net, photo of Paul Klee print from Amazon, photo of Cocktail from company.co.uk

5 comments:

  1. I'm sure Nukapai (Pia) will tell you exactly how safe it is to use the B moisturiser when slightly out of date. :)

    Funnily enough, I have also started on a similar regime, even using huge quantities of body scrub in the shower as well. I hadn't realised how scaly I had become until I attacked myself wholesale with dollops of Aapri scrubadub stuff. (Yes, the really tough stuff with apricot shells in it - anything else just bounces off my hide.) I have been surprised at how soft I have become.

    Though it's a bugger on the bedlinen, all this goop!I do try to let it all sink in before I roll in, but trust me: body lotion and flannelette do not play well together.

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  2. How great that you're making such an effort! So, despite the scents, which leg was most moisturized and for the longest period of time??

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  3. By the way, that Clarin sounds lovely!

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  4. Hi Wordbird,

    I think I will take my chances with the Cocktail longevity issue, rather than approach Nukapai about it. To be honest I feel sheepish that I haven't made greater inroads into it over such a long period.

    Re your scrubbing regime, I like the image of bouncing kernels and the super smooth you which has emerged, however, I am sure Mr Bonkers would have something to say about increased levels of plughole detritus. He discourages me from using any toiletry containing particulates.

    "Body lotion and flannelette do not play well together." Ah, how true, haha! And it is even worse with body oil. I mean, you wouldn't baste the turkey, cook it, and then feel comfortable about letting it "rest" in bed, would you? : - )

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  5. Hi lovethescents,

    Oh crikey, I am not that scientific in my approach, but I would guess that the Clarins was slightly more velouté than the Cocktail...

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